Posted 4 days ago

Mind: blown.

littledudesays:

me: This song is called Starlight, and I listened to it while I was in labor.

him: WHILE YOU WERE WHAT?

me: When I was walking around, waiting for you to be born.

him: OH. I DON’T REMEMBER IT.

me: I listened to a different song when you were actually coming out, though. The same song, over and over for an hour. It was about Africa, and a mountain called Kilimanjaro.

him: YEAH, I REMEMBER THAT. IT WAS ALL RED AND PINK AND SQUISHY, AND MY FACE HURT.

me: O.O

Awesome.

Posted 1 week ago
For the last three decades many Americans have puzzled over a system that gives an R to a movie in which a women is carved up by a chainsaw and an NC-17 to one that shows a woman sexually pleasured. From such ratings one might conclude that sexual violence against women is OK for American teenagers to see, but that they must be 18 to see consensual sex. What message does this send to the kids the MPAA presumably means to protect?

Carrie Rickey

(via fireworkselectricbright)

“You have to question a cinematic culture which preaches artistic expression, and yet would support a decision that is clearly a product of a patriarchy-dominant society, which tries to control how women are depicted on screen. The MPAA is okay supporting scenes that portray women in scenarios of sexual torture and violence for entertainment purposes, but they are trying to force us to look away from a scene that shows a woman in a sexual scenario which is both complicit and complex. It’s misogynistic in nature to try and control a woman’s sexual presentation of self. I consider this an issue that is bigger than this film.”

-Ryan Gosling on the controversy around the rating of his film ‘Blue Valentine’

(via misandry-mermaid)

Interesting.

Posted 3 months ago

HOW TO PUSH PAST THE BULLSHIT AND WRITE THAT GODDAMN NOVEL: A VERY SIMPLE NO-FUCKERY WRITING PLAN TO GET SHIT DONE

terribleminds:

Lend this plan a little bit of your time.

Give this plan a little bit of your effort.

And in one year’s time, you will have a novel.

It won’t be a masterpiece.

It will need editing.

But it’ll be a first draft of something real.

Something many so-called “writers” never achieve.

One year.

Weekends off.

Just 350 words for 260 days.

Shut up and write.

Posted 3 months ago

It’s rare that I have the desire to sit down and write a review of something I’ve read beyond an encouraging three sentence thumbs-up or a dismissive hand wave and grunt to avoid it. 

Fever and Guts: A Symphony by Jerry D. Mathes II (@jdmathes on the Twitter) deserves more than a few encouraging sentences. This collection of literary nonfiction essays is touching on many levels, striking the chords of man, of father, of soldier. It strikes with vicious honesty and rings true.

Each essay is a snippet of a life lived at the extremes and holds nothing back. From the frustration and confusion of adolescence in “Sex and the Single Swimming Pool” to the primal fear of raising two beautiful girls in an uncertain world in the lines of “You Have a Beautiful Daughter”, Mathes bares his heart and soul to show us all that we’re not alone in the feelings life sends our way.

My personal favorite in the collection is “Hand-Me-Down War Stories”, where Mathes shows a talent for temporal shifts that feel natural and don’t leave you feeling that you’ve lost track of what is where (or when). Writing at several different points in time and keeping things cohesive is never easy, but Mathes pulls it off very well. 

Spread out over twenty years and covering his father’s tales of war and his own basic training, both in his childhood and with the Army at Fort Knox, it is far more than simple war stories. It is a view into a man’s reflections on his relationship with his father and the parallels of their wandering existences.

Fever and Guts reads like good music, it flows well and you get more out of it every time you read it. It takes you on a journey from deserts of the American West to the icy waters off Alaska and back to the forests of the Pacific Northwest during fire season. It is also the journey through the heart of a father trying to do right by his daughters, the Girl Posse, the only way he knows how.

For more info, check it out on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/FeverAndGutsASymphony?fref=ts

Posted 3 months ago

digg:

Second graders adorably correct grammar and spelling in NFL players’ tweets.

Well done, kids!

Posted 5 months ago

georgetakei:

A spud on ex-yam-ination.

Winston Churchill, all babies look like Winston Churchill.

Posted 5 months ago
I listen to ‘Thong Song’, and I say, ‘Well, this song is about asses.’ So you can either accept it and do something like I did, or you can go and try and turn the ‘Thong Song’ into some kind of Chemical Brothers video and make it all pretentious; about some fucking communist upheaval or something. Let’s just relax and make a booty video, and let’s make a really good one, and make it fun.

-Joseph Kahn, the director of the music video for Thong Song.

“Let’s just relax and make a booty video” is one of the most profound sentences I’ve ever read.

(via thisdanobrien)

I laughed.

Posted 5 months ago

A Shift in Reality

The interwebs are chock-full of random, nonsensical rage.

At times I wonder if people really feel the way they claim online or if it is all hyperbole. Things like “Fire Bob Costas because he disagrees with my beliefs and he’s expressing his opinion!” or “Look what this man did to this dog, share this picture if you think he should be killed in the street!” and the other nonsense that amounts to “RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!”

I am, on occasion, a contributor to the global village vehemence goulash (I should trademark that) that we as a ‘net community are constantly cooking up. I have always tried my best not to throw out things like “so and so should be killed” or that sort of thing, whether or not I think that they should. But I throw sometimes general and sometimes very specific rage vomit out there.

I’m going to do my best, from here on out, not to do that anymore.

It isn’t that I don’t feel these things or that it isn’t somewhat cathartic, it’s that it doesn’t solve anything and it angries up everyone’s blood who sees it.

I have been a lifelong fan of chaos and discord, but as I get older and more set in my ways I find that contributing to it in that way doesn’t push the creative abilities of chaos and it doesn’t make for rational solutions. Killing someone is rarely, if ever, the rational solution. Expedient and effective as an agent of change though it may be, it is not rational and the results, historically, have been far more weighted toward the negative.

What we need are more net-positive outcomes; results that help the most and hinder the least.

The real question: Is this possible on the internet? Can we make for deep and lasting change in a forum where most people feel they are protected by anonymity and distance? Will any of it make a lasting difference to the human race?

I am at a point where I want to continue to be an agent of change, but I want it to be positive change instead of change for change’s sake. I want to find those times and places where I can nudge the cosmos toward something better instead of just something different.

Those of you who know me understand what a huge change this is in world view. Those of you who only know me from the publicly traded internet me might not see the enormity of the shift, but will see some of it.

In Star Wars terms, I’ve always been a Sith and not a Jedi.

I don’t think that has changed. I will continue to work toward my best interests, but I think the real shift has been in what those best interests are.

The outward changes will be minimal for now:

- First: I’m going to limit my output of rage on the internet. I will replace that with well-constructed arguments for debate in an attempt to find solutions to problems instead of simply stirring the shit.

- Second: I’m going to fact-check questionable things; quotes from celebrities, ‘share this photo for a chance to…’ things, etc. before I pass them on to the folks who follow my various textual discharges. (Though few you all are, you are all appreciated.)

More points and changes will be added as I move forward, but I think this is a solid base to start building on.

We’ll see how this experiment works out. You’re all more than welcome to join me.

Posted 6 months ago

sorenbowie:

Man, Captain Kirk was so lucky.

I got a good, hearty inner chuckle out of these.

(Source: orcses)

Posted 6 months ago

Back in Business

I’m finally back to the real world.

Things are more or less falling into place so I’ll have more time to post here. I just have to get some thoughts brewing that are worth sharing with the one or two of you who actually read this.

As always, feel free to shoot questions my way. Deep philosophical stuff or just utter nonsense, I’ll be happy to answer either. There should be a little button to the right-hand side to get all inquisitive. 

~H